Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5318. | Deuce (edge) | 98.01 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 5319. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 98.00 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 5320. | Max (mcmax92) | 98.00 | 94% | 2016-06-26 |
| 5321. | Alex (mavis_beacon) | 98.00 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 5322. | Nathan (tokenshift) | 97.99 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 5323. | David (bubberducky) | 97.99 | 95% | 2014-09-05 |
| 5324. | Julio (juliostito) | 97.99 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 5325. | Maynard (mjk1964) | 97.99 | 97% | 2012-10-17 |
| 5326. | Joe (antibacterialsoysauce) | 97.98 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 5327. | Brian (scwbrian) | 97.98 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5328. | ジョーヨ (joeyo) | 97.97 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 5329. | kalvin (dragon51xv) | 97.97 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 5330. | judes (judees) | 97.97 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5331. | adamski (adast1337) | 97.97 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 5332. | wilhelm (phlegmatic) | 97.97 | 100% | 2012-10-25 |
| 5333. | Vincent (dvorakvincent) | 97.97 | 96% | 2014-10-14 |
| 5334. | DoDo (ayanidle) | 97.96 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 5335. | Jonathan (dirtyrice) | 97.96 | 99% | 2020-05-01 |
| 5336. | Mason (mhardy11) | 97.96 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 5337. | Dins (dins) | 97.96 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 5338. | et (edcolemak) | 97.95 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5339. | xena (scogx3281) | 97.94 | 96.2% | 2023-08-01 |
| 5340. | Sheev (sheevpalpatine) | 97.94 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5341. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 97.93 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 5342. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 97.93 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 5343. | Sophia (sophiasharif) | 97.93 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 5344. | ben (bumbleben7) | 97.93 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 5345. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 97.93 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5346. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 97.93 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 5347. | Jamie (lacomtesse) | 97.93 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |