Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1388. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 92.58 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1389. | jj (ponygaryelow) | 92.57 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1390. | Alexander (torphon) | 92.56 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1391. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 92.56 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1392. | Liam (number406) | 92.56 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| 1393. | sheep (theonesheep) | 92.52 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1394. | allie (admw) | 92.51 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1395. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 92.51 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1396. | Ming (swamis) | 92.51 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1397. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 92.50 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1398. | rix (rix145) | 92.50 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1399. | Tharon (tharonm) | 92.49 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1400. | BT (traminator) | 92.49 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 1401. | Eddie (repth) | 92.49 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1402. | Leia (s_leia) | 92.48 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1403. | Joe (jjcantab) | 92.48 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 1404. | mOnAr (monar) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1405. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 92.47 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 1406. | DoDo (ayanidle) | 92.47 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1407. | navreee2 (navreee2) | 92.47 | 99% | 2020-03-06 |
| 1408. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 92.46 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 1409. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 92.46 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1410. | Christian (cram0112) | 92.44 | 100% | 2019-08-02 |
| 1411. | Mircox (mircozen) | 92.43 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1412. | Andrew (hokageboi) | 92.43 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1413. | R (rtleo) | 92.41 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 1414. | Joshua (thesupremeshinobi) | 92.39 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1415. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 92.38 | 99% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1416. | Sam (shwestrick) | 92.36 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1417. | LiveDetermined2 (livedeterm... | 92.35 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |