If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1298. | Patrick (pawal001) | 97.31 | 96% | 2017-05-19 |
| 1299. | Ian (ianval) | 97.31 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1300. | Andrew (trazer) | 97.31 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 1301. | Brooke (rabadashi) | 97.28 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1302. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 97.27 | 99% | 2018-07-24 |
| 1303. | michelle (mkahue) | 97.27 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1304. | Julie (hamcheese) | 97.23 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 1305. | disgusting butterfly (swall... | 97.23 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 1306. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 97.22 | 98% | 2017-03-20 |
| 1307. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 97.22 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1308. | Hilda (hildamd) | 97.21 | 94% | 2017-06-01 |
| 1309. | Griff (griffgriffgriff) | 97.20 | 96% | 2017-03-17 |
| 1310. | Ashley (ashlej) | 97.20 | 97% | 2018-12-23 |
| 1311. | . (printsmorgan) | 97.20 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 1312. | uniracer (uniracer) | 97.18 | 100% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1313. | timothy (timmysuh904) | 97.18 | 98% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1314. | DoDo (ayanidle) | 97.17 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1315. | Alan (phamtomguy) | 97.14 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1316. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 97.12 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 1317. | John (gamingbyvonais) | 97.10 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1318. | Ping (pinglam101) | 97.08 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1319. | David (wavexz) | 97.07 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1320. | Rosy (rosyport) | 97.06 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 1321. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 97.05 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1322. | grumpyguy (grumpyguy) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1323. | willmtx (willmtx) | 97.03 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1324. | hello (rachelismygirl) | 97.03 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1325. | jerm (germy1) | 97.02 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 1326. | Duy (fooom) | 97.02 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1327. | Joey (rosuoammdo) | 97.01 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |