And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12228. | Nelvin (nelvin27) | 93.05 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 12229. | Kurtis (pandabear4774) | 93.05 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 12230. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 93.05 | 99% | 2022-10-12 |
| 12231. | Jeanne (jcgoulet) | 93.04 | 98% | 2015-01-09 |
| 12232. | Jericho (typersimon) | 93.03 | 96.6% | 2023-10-01 |
| 12233. | J (randomperson807) | 93.03 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 12234. | Doop (doopers) | 93.03 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
| 12235. | Chandler (therukuss) | 93.03 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
| 12236. | J (fluff) | 93.03 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 12237. | Qwenter (qwenter) | 93.02 | 96% | 2017-05-10 |
| 12238. | Jed (sky2462) | 93.02 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 12239. | (you) (anilo) | 93.02 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 12240. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 93.02 | 97.7% | 2023-06-09 |
| 12241. | Aakanx (aakanx) | 93.01 | 97.7% | 2023-10-21 |
| 12242. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 93.01 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 12243. | Kate (purplerain16) | 93.01 | 93% | 2016-11-30 |
| 12244. | Andy (andybuibee) | 93.00 | 82% | 2015-04-22 |
| 12245. | Cyrus (cyrus19) | 93.00 | 99% | 2022-07-19 |
| 12246. | Matt (habel) | 93.00 | 94% | 2012-03-19 |
| 12247. | ayaka (ayaka) | 93.00 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 12248. | Burint (brenolz) | 92.99 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 12249. | weinerbuckler (peanaut) | 92.99 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12250. | frederik (birgerbrosa) | 92.99 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 12251. | Yash (yash1402_) | 92.99 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 12252. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 92.99 | 99% | 2022-06-10 |
| 12253. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 92.98 | 99% | 2022-11-23 |
| 12254. | Leroy (qwerty948) | 92.98 | 99% | 2020-09-30 |
| 12255. | ItsTurbo (itsturbo) | 92.98 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 12256. | :) (nikokriba) | 92.98 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 12257. | Derek (dabbad) | 92.97 | 94% | 2012-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |