So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14139. | Manzur (manzur05) | 77.25 | 97% | 2013-06-13 |
14140. | Gary (potato2020) | 77.24 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
14141. | Rachel (rjherman) | 77.24 | 95% | 2011-08-11 |
14142. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 77.24 | 92% | 2014-01-02 |
14143. | Mark (markrski2000) | 77.24 | — | 2010-04-05 |
14144. | y e a s t (allhailyeast) | 77.24 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
14145. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 77.24 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
14146. | Truch (truch) | 77.24 | 95% | 2015-04-01 |
14147. | Konigsberg (studenttypist2) | 77.24 | 97% | 2011-10-07 |
14148. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 77.23 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
14149. | Kevin (oduengr24) | 77.23 | — | 2009-09-25 |
14150. | Sutebo (hyper_type) | 77.23 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
14151. | Khoa (nak9x) | 77.23 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
14152. | Gabriel (tzyirvo) | 77.23 | 95% | 2014-09-18 |
14153. | Stam (stammm) | 77.23 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
14154. | Are you using a (mechne) | 77.23 | — | 2010-12-09 |
14155. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 77.22 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
14156. | Kyle (break_fast) | 77.22 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
14157. | Alex (axr123) | 77.22 | 96% | 2011-12-11 |
14158. | John (greekinfo) | 77.22 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
14159. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 77.22 | 96% | 2015-01-14 |
14160. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
14161. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 77.21 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
14162. | Lur3t (lur3t) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
14163. | James (kingbob192) | 77.21 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
14164. | Nam (ngkynam) | 77.21 | — | 2008-10-05 |
14165. | AJ (ilostqq) | 77.21 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
14166. | Michael (kedalg) | 77.20 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
14167. | Devin (maltourus) | 77.20 | 98% | 2014-12-24 |
14168. | Matt (mgunn) | 77.20 | 92% | 2013-11-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |