So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11283. | aaron (brwnmn6) | 83.08 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 11284. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 83.08 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11285. | Christina (bahserte) | 83.08 | 97% | 2012-03-06 |
| 11286. | Aproop (aproop) | 83.08 | 92% | 2016-03-21 |
| 11287. | Paul (jocknetstone) | 83.07 | 95% | 2016-10-27 |
| 11288. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 83.07 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11289. | Vanessa (v4nv4n) | 83.07 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 11290. | PikeTheFish (pike1324) | 83.07 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11291. | steamercyep (steamercyep) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 11292. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 83.06 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 11293. | Dan (danisoz12) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11294. | anntz (reaction__) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 11295. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 83.06 | 97% | 2016-01-30 |
| 11296. | Ralitsa (ralitsa_sf) | 83.06 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 11297. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 83.06 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 11298. | Tony (agimus) | 83.06 | 98% | 2014-06-29 |
| 11299. | Axel (axelframzl) | 83.05 | 91% | 2014-05-02 |
| 11300. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 83.05 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11301. | evan (monehh) | 83.05 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 11302. | Chris (runic) | 83.04 | 89% | 2012-05-31 |
| 11303. | elena (elenamar) | 83.04 | 97% | 2016-12-06 |
| 11304. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 83.04 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
| 11305. | SMhd (smhd) | 83.03 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11306. | Rogu (roguthebest) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 11307. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 11308. | D.A.R.Y.L (daryl23) | 83.03 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 11309. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 83.03 | 96% | 2014-07-05 |
| 11310. | Zeo (zeobro) | 83.02 | 93% | 2013-10-14 |
| 11311. | Matt (matt9876) | 83.02 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 11312. | Cedar (vibereview) | 83.02 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |