Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35947. | Syed Sheraz (syedsherazarshad) | 40.37 | 95% | 2022-12-17 |
| 35948. | (cuetime) | 40.37 | 94% | 2015-10-13 |
| 35949. | (hoangocvan) | 40.36 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 35950. | (tuananhnbt) | 40.36 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 35951. | (frej_) | 40.36 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 35952. | (alibekft) | 40.36 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 35953. | (malik0) | 40.35 | 91% | 2013-01-13 |
| 35954. | (tictocer) | 40.34 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 35955. | (aranjani) | 40.34 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 35956. | (lubana) | 40.34 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
| 35957. | linhnv2590 (linhnv2590) | 40.33 | 93% | 2011-10-08 |
| 35958. | (curl2908) | 40.33 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 35959. | (seanthebuilder) | 40.33 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
| 35960. | (secil) | 40.32 | 93% | 2016-05-29 |
| 35961. | (crs1997) | 40.32 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 35962. | (agis3) | 40.32 | 92% | 2022-05-02 |
| 35963. | init (init) | 40.31 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 35964. | (axei) | 40.31 | 94% | 2019-07-12 |
| 35965. | (syum_akhlaque) | 40.31 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 35966. | Minh Khoi (frostzealot) | 40.30 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 35967. | Thun (saiyamuntai) | 40.30 | 90% | 2015-06-28 |
| 35968. | (shengdudie) | 40.30 | 94% | 2015-06-29 |
| 35969. | (daghada) | 40.30 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 35970. | (matthau) | 40.30 | 96% | 2013-12-15 |
| 35971. | (dongle) | 40.29 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 35972. | (duke) | 40.28 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 35973. | (joeturner) | 40.28 | 88% | 2014-03-14 |
| 35974. | (utcung1305) | 40.28 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 35975. | (akafukamaty) | 40.28 | 86% | 2014-08-07 |
| 35976. | (neshad87) | 40.28 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |