The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11229. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 98.15 | 96% | 2013-05-23 |
| 11230. | Masters of King of the Hill... | 98.15 | 98% | 2011-05-08 |
| 11231. | Bobbie (culturedvehicle) | 98.14 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 11232. | fischld (tokiwa) | 98.14 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 11233. | Huisbaas (huisbaasbob) | 98.14 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 11234. | Feteru (feteru) | 98.14 | 98% | 2014-03-26 |
| 11235. | sextc ~.iXi. (sextc) | 98.13 | 94% | 2015-06-18 |
| 11236. | GAY (gayy) | 98.13 | 97% | 2012-01-31 |
| 11237. | eduds08 (eduds08) | 98.13 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 11238. | annie (annienguyen098) | 98.13 | 100% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11239. | Daniel (greed2k) | 98.13 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11240. | Joe (therunner09) | 98.13 | 96% | 2017-05-31 |
| 11241. | Brandon (inbloom) | 98.13 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 11242. | Paulo (vulas1) | 98.13 | 95% | 2013-04-21 |
| 11243. | Irrestructable (limjacky) | 98.13 | 97% | 2015-10-13 |
| 11244. | Richard (richaaard) | 98.13 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 11245. | Kevin (exudex) | 98.12 | 97% | 2012-01-14 |
| 11246. | skyguy (nessq) | 98.12 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 11247. | Teez (evofury) | 98.12 | 95% | 2015-10-06 |
| 11248. | 🇮🇱💜LEAN💜🇮ðŸ‡... | 98.12 | 97.7% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11249. | Jacek (axee) | 98.12 | 99% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11250. | Duy (ndduy1995) | 98.12 | 100% | 2012-01-05 |
| 11251. | hr (hereticalrants) | 98.12 | 99% | 2015-07-09 |
| 11252. | stupid (booxofdeath) | 98.11 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 11253. | ca_mmer (ca_mmer) | 98.11 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 11254. | Boltcrasher (boltcrasher) | 98.11 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 11255. | Geordie (jumpshawt) | 98.11 | 96.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11256. | Christian (xtianz459) | 98.11 | 97% | 2015-03-31 |
| 11257. | David (davidmdavid) | 98.10 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 11258. | Travis (amansman) | 98.10 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |