Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5332. | mot_and_how (mot_and_how) | 50.15 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 5333. | Jaafar (hammoudgj) | 50.14 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5334. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 50.14 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 5335. | ＩＳＡＡＣ (i_s_a_a_c) | 50.13 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5336. | Mikayla (msewell) | 50.13 | 95% | 2018-05-07 |
| 5337. | Omar (melonana) | 50.13 | 94% | 2021-07-29 |
| 5338. | Johnny (johnnycelis91) | 50.13 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5339. | Abhinav (bigweeb69) | 50.10 | 93% | 2020-06-06 |
| 5340. | leetuser (leetuser) | 50.09 | 92% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5341. | Pixdum (pixdum) | 50.09 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5342. | Erjon (sirjurkalot) | 50.08 | 95% | 2017-11-18 |
| 5343. | Kyle (1cheeseisyummy5) | 50.07 | 93% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5344. | Lin (commercial) | 50.06 | 94% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5345. | Oaken (oaken) | 50.05 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| 5346. | Lukas (figracer29) | 50.05 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 5347. | jai (jaihunter) | 50.03 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 5348. | Axe22 (axe2) | 50.02 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 5349. | Shawna (shawnachiew) | 50.02 | 96% | 2018-06-29 |
| 5350. | Debayan (danky_pranky) | 50.02 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5351. | LAOZIXI (seanleezhxi) | 50.01 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5352. | Rinkumiah (rinkumiah) | 50.00 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 5353. | DaddyDaisuke (moistfrogz) | 49.99 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5354. | Maluck (maluck) | 49.99 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 5355. | Lesibana (profles) | 49.98 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5356. | Melvin (mellikyun) | 49.98 | 93% | 2020-09-18 |
| 5357. | Omar (omarkhair) | 49.97 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 5358. | wonwon (wonwon) | 49.95 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 5359. | Giancarlo (glitch3890) | 49.91 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5360. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 49.91 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 5361. | Viking (not_xp3og) | 49.83 | 92% | 2019-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |