So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32899. | elias (hanebuechen) | 47.08 | 94% | 2023-01-26 |
| 32900. | AYJayeh (ayjayeh) | 47.08 | 92% | 2021-05-05 |
| 32901. | Hakim (hakimhmm) | 47.08 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 32902. | nocats! :( (five_dads) | 47.08 | 94% | 2021-04-21 |
| 32903. | Tim (bronxtaco) | 47.07 | 96.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 32904. | busshyzDRill (silvercrow0) | 47.07 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 32905. | supattr (tookta15) | 47.07 | 95% | 2011-07-11 |
| 32906. | Daphne (daphne1) | 47.07 | 96% | 2012-01-28 |
| 32907. | DankFarm (dankfarm) | 47.07 | 94% | 2018-10-03 |
| 32908. | Sandy28 (citojunior23) | 47.07 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 32909. | Carlos (cccalmeida) | 47.07 | 95% | 2015-08-16 |
| 32910. | Robert (bobbert_63) | 47.06 | 94% | 2017-04-13 |
| 32911. | Erkhes (erkhes1999) | 47.06 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 32912. | luca (luca5900) | 47.06 | 97% | 2014-10-13 |
| 32913. | Daniel (jesustanten) | 47.06 | 87% | 2014-09-27 |
| 32914. | Holi Deka (holi_deka) | 47.06 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
| 32915. | Axe22 (axe2) | 47.05 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 32916. | George (gsiaf) | 47.05 | 93% | 2021-03-29 |
| 32917. | Drazu (fungustyper) | 47.05 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 32918. | Maluck (maluck) | 47.05 | 94% | 2017-09-10 |
| 32919. | lam (lamdangnhap1) | 47.05 | 89% | 2014-06-10 |
| 32920. | jason (jason_park) | 47.05 | 88% | 2011-08-28 |
| 32921. | Leek (loliolarious) | 47.04 | 92% | 2011-12-06 |
| 32922. | Himanshu (himsingh11) | 47.04 | 94% | 2022-03-13 |
| 32923. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 47.04 | 92% | 2015-04-07 |
| 32924. | wirelessKBactivate (i_slow_... | 47.04 | 95.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 32925. | joffrey (joffrey) | 47.04 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 32926. | SteelGan (steelgan) | 47.03 | 94% | 2023-02-19 |
| 32927. | Hoonken (hoonken) | 47.03 | 86% | 2014-11-22 |
| 32928. | mark anthony (markmordido) | 47.02 | 88% | 2012-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |