As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6193. | candyyyyyyy (andewa_05) | 93.52 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
6194. | jonas (idoseggs) | 93.52 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
6195. | Kyu (kyukang) | 93.52 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
6196. | Ryan (thathei) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
6197. | Alex (ahdlbrg) | 93.49 | 99% | 2020-04-09 |
6198. | Hamski (maythose) | 93.49 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
6199. | Riley (defectivepixel) | 93.48 | 98% | 2023-06-10 |
6200. | leniclavo (patricktheking) | 93.48 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
6201. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 93.48 | 99% | 2023-07-13 |
6202. | trick20 (trick2001) | 93.48 | 97.8% | 2023-07-31 |
6203. | Lee Paul (timberlandpaul) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
6204. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
6205. | Jan (janice1017) | 93.47 | 98% | 2025-04-27 |
6206. | Steven (stoveoveoven) | 93.47 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
6207. | Bade (terrabade) | 93.47 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
6208. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 93.47 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
6209. | swagmaster893247 (swagswags... | 93.46 | 97% | 2024-05-30 |
6210. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 93.46 | 98% | 2025-06-18 |
6211. | Brock (awwaiid) | 93.46 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
6212. | Papa (quamthebomb) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
6213. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 93.44 | 99.1% | 2025-02-13 |
6214. | Zn (z1ny) | 93.44 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
6215. | H4mburger (h4mburger) | 93.43 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
6216. | Jizz (mamski) | 93.43 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
6217. | Tyler (exilereject) | 93.42 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
6218. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 93.42 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
6219. | thifuni (thifuni) | 93.42 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
6220. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 93.41 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
6221. | Derek (vonarxd) | 93.41 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
6222. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2017-05-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |