And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2973. | Jim (legerity) | 121.68 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 2974. | dvorak is better (interplan... | 121.67 | 99% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2975. | joao (cnjao) | 121.67 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 2976. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 121.67 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 2977. | Michael (mlufkin) | 121.66 | 96% | 2012-01-16 |
| 2978. | lol (derobderob) | 121.65 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 2979. | Hanamichi (tensai91) | 121.65 | 98% | 2014-09-13 |
| 2980. | Pranav (rocky_balboa) | 121.64 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 2981. | lol (noobermensch) | 121.64 | 93% | 2014-08-16 |
| 2982. | Brody (yuumi) | 121.63 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 2983. | d-Raww (swagtyper123) | 121.63 | 98% | 2016-08-07 |
| 2984. | Bryan (alli909) | 121.63 | 99% | 2013-10-27 |
| 2985. | hi (sobordinatex) | 121.62 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2986. | Spiren (spirenz) | 121.62 | 99% | 2021-11-04 |
| 2987. | Bobbatron (bobbatron808) | 121.62 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 2988. | Rennex (renn3x) | 121.61 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 2989. | Baron (awkungen) | 121.60 | 98% | 2014-10-29 |
| 2990. | J (jolid) | 121.60 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
| 2991. | HD (thetruehd) | 121.59 | 97% | 2015-01-13 |
| 2992. | Kevin (noimkevin) | 121.58 | 99% | 2018-01-06 |
| 2993. | Donald (dhonuill) | 121.58 | 98% | 2011-11-13 |
| 2994. | D3p3ch3D3v0t33 (violatorj7) | 121.58 | 89% | 2014-05-28 |
| 2995. | Viran (viranp) | 121.57 | 98.3% | 2023-06-23 |
| 2996. | Oanh (la_oanh) | 121.57 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 2997. | IBM Beamspring 4tw (keyboar... | 121.57 | 94% | 2014-08-10 |
| 2998. | discbox (discbox) | 121.56 | 97% | 2012-12-07 |
| 2999. | Z (vayenp) | 121.56 | 96% | 2015-06-30 |
| 3000. | Derek (derekc5475) | 121.56 | 87% | 2014-12-21 |
| 3001. | SirDavid (nunyobusiness) | 121.55 | 97% | 2016-09-22 |
| 3002. | Katie (zhangalang) | 121.55 | 96% | 2017-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |