So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22910. | Pankaj (singhpankaj079) | 63.95 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 22911. | caH4ek (veryaverage) | 63.95 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 22912. | Phuc (vhphuc) | 63.95 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 22913. | Deon (maverick20) | 63.95 | 97% | 2014-12-08 |
| 22914. | Sagar (sagarshr) | 63.94 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 22915. | r4nd0m (r4nd0m) | 63.94 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 22916. | Tom (lambertsfan5858) | 63.94 | 96.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22917. | Cindy (cwycindy) | 63.94 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 22918. | Saumin (saumin) | 63.94 | 95% | 2012-05-11 |
| 22919. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 63.93 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 22920. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 63.93 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 22921. | nikola (nikininja13) | 63.93 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 22922. | Brenden (embracesc2) | 63.93 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 22923. | Vali (valibraimi) | 63.93 | 93% | 2021-05-16 |
| 22924. | Thelonious (thel0ni0us) | 63.93 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 22925. | Siddharth (siddharthrajpal) | 63.93 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 22926. | Austin (awhstayn) | 63.92 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 22927. | sk (skdreams) | 63.92 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 22928. | Danish (donish) | 63.92 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 22929. | Soni (soni801) | 63.92 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 22930. | wojtas (wojtasj) | 63.92 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 22931. | clint (themontecristo) | 63.92 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 22932. | Heshy (heshy) | 63.92 | 96% | 2011-10-24 |
| 22933. | sil (pandaturtle) | 63.92 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 22934. | AST (emper0rr) | 63.92 | 97% | 2012-10-10 |
| 22935. | Ze King (kaysa) | 63.91 | 98% | 2013-11-23 |
| 22936. | Amaya (2700) | 63.91 | 93% | 2022-06-13 |
| 22937. | Emanuel (emanuelschlake) | 63.91 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 22938. | SIX (six_p) | 63.91 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 22939. | Marco (chiu789) | 63.91 | 94% | 2013-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |