The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20362. | Desley (dessos) | 82.45 | 99% | 2018-11-09 |
| 20363. | Smugface (quecksilber) | 82.45 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| 20364. | Evan (ricebuns) | 82.45 | 92% | 2012-12-13 |
| 20365. | ariel setiawan (khopuykho) | 82.44 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 20366. | Joe (jreiter18) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 20367. | Salva (salva3) | 82.44 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 20368. | Yoan (yoanrl) | 82.44 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 20369. | 😈 (topthis) | 82.44 | 97.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20370. | John (jca1987) | 82.44 | 97% | 2011-08-23 |
| 20371. | UnoriginalName (someguywhoh... | 82.43 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 20372. | Chris (whocareidont) | 82.43 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 20373. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 82.43 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 20374. | Ricardo (ricardo1610) | 82.43 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 20375. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 82.43 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 20376. | Kas (texaskatliami) | 82.43 | 90% | 2014-08-15 |
| 20377. | Francisco (aeos) | 82.43 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 20378. | han (stuckinatimezone) | 82.42 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 20379. | brewser (brewser) | 82.42 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 20380. | ChivalKnight (chivalknight) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 20381. | Clew (clewfinger) | 82.42 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 20382. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 82.42 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 20383. | van (thanhvan1311) | 82.42 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 20384. | Criss (criss1980) | 82.42 | 99% | 2011-12-06 |
| 20385. | Kevin (bananarabbit) | 82.42 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 20386. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 82.42 | 93% | 2013-11-26 |
| 20387. | Daniel (imdanielsrz) | 82.41 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 20388. | Chris (bxlletproof) | 82.41 | 93% | 2016-08-25 |
| 20389. | brennan (lilbwr) | 82.41 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 20390. | Snow (snowinskii) | 82.41 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 20391. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 82.41 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |