Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2687. | Cony (conyj) | 73.07 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
| 2688. | Morgan (mlrae) | 73.05 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2689. | Max (justkiddingm8) | 73.04 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 2690. | Sam (monkeh_type_fast) | 73.02 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2691. | Vincent (waldoo) | 73.00 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 2692. | Kizhua (kizhua) | 72.98 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2693. | heytheredvorak (ym123dvorak) | 72.93 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2694. | Hsu (eh643027) | 72.92 | 100% | 2019-10-14 |
| 2695. | Wandon (wandon) | 72.92 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2696. | Harvey (harveyqqq) | 72.92 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2697. | Nathan (craizar) | 72.92 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 2698. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 72.89 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 2699. | AZ (tundoo) | 72.87 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2700. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 72.87 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2701. | Prin (prinplup9) | 72.84 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
| 2702. | derdier (derdier) | 72.84 | 95% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2703. | Sarah (sebrill) | 72.82 | 99% | 2018-02-27 |
| 2704. | Awesome (awesomeflabber) | 72.82 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 2705. | Ghea (mrs_horan) | 72.82 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2706. | angie (kcmo) | 72.81 | 95% | 2017-10-30 |
| 2707. | D (coatimundim) | 72.80 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 2708. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 72.79 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2709. | Fahad (devfahad) | 72.77 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2710. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 72.74 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2711. | ash (mikadole) | 72.73 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2712. | Chase (ccummins) | 72.73 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2713. | zipline (hwiechers) | 72.70 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2714. | Jason (jjcuber) | 72.70 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2715. | Liam (retrorocker) | 72.69 | 95% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2716. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 72.68 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |