So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35783. | Daniel (daniel4474) | 36.31 | 91% | 2019-02-17 |
| 35784. | Necroa (necroa_zephyr) | 36.30 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 35785. | Zake (zonder9162) | 36.28 | 92% | 2022-08-17 |
| 35786. | Jamaica M. Ortega (mockinjam) | 36.28 | 93% | 2014-10-03 |
| 35787. | marissa (marissa26) | 36.28 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 35788. | Maor (hello_its_maor) | 36.27 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 35789. | Matthew (mcline7008) | 36.27 | 98% | 2014-07-17 |
| 35790. | Oz (ozeee) | 36.24 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 35791. | Sam (purple_wing) | 36.22 | 93.9% | 2023-08-30 |
| 35792. | sher (sherahmad) | 36.21 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 35793. | Paul (brandari) | 36.21 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 35794. | Fantailfishy (ftail) | 36.16 | 81% | 2014-10-15 |
| 35795. | Le (genletor) | 36.16 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 35796. | Feakl (feakl) | 36.14 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
| 35797. | AyK3r (junior_mlg12) | 36.12 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 35798. | nayely (tellez) | 36.04 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 35799. | B (awadf) | 36.01 | 92% | 2021-10-20 |
| 35800. | Diane (mrsmurf) | 36.00 | 89% | 2011-05-10 |
| 35801. | itai (itai) | 35.99 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 35802. | cherub (cherubits) | 35.98 | 94% | 2021-01-16 |
| 35803. | C (mc090238) | 35.98 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 35804. | Philip (wawa1991) | 35.97 | 91% | 2012-03-02 |
| 35805. | Ali (aliv) | 35.97 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 35806. | Fadunchoo (faduncho) | 35.96 | 91% | 2022-07-21 |
| 35807. | Tuya (tuya_) | 35.93 | 86% | 2015-09-22 |
| 35808. | Ork (orksim) | 35.93 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 35809. | rashed (rashed) | 35.92 | 93% | 2013-01-14 |
| 35810. | Kailash (happyy) | 35.92 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 35811. | ผมไม่รีบ (p... | 35.90 | 91% | 2015-09-10 |
| 35812. | Sorig (sorig) | 35.88 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |