So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12296. | Jason (silv3rjam) | 81.04 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12297. | Ili (humprawr) | 81.04 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 12298. | Dennis (shinura) | 81.04 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 12299. | Soup (k2824262) | 81.04 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
| 12300. | Lam (eeric) | 81.04 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
| 12301. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 81.04 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 12302. | ARLU (frank87) | 81.03 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12303. | Liam (twickers) | 81.03 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 12304. | NIL (nildesu) | 81.03 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 12305. | Martin (martinlxn) | 81.03 | 99% | 2018-08-09 |
| 12306. | Petar (petar030) | 81.03 | 93.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 12307. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 81.03 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 12308. | ban (lapsap) | 81.03 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 12309. | Dominic (dliubryant24) | 81.03 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 12310. | Ms.Chapin (chapinj) | 81.03 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 12311. | red (redcrimson24) | 81.02 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12312. | A (avoh0) | 81.01 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 12313. | L (_musty_rice_) | 81.01 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12314. | huddled (haraldgb) | 81.01 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 12315. | Redhair. (chaozblu) | 81.01 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 12316. | Sourav (srax) | 81.00 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 12317. | Sam (sam77777) | 81.00 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 12318. | Calvin (calvinmax) | 81.00 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 12319. | Raithorm (sityr) | 80.99 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12320. | tyler (tmtypes) | 80.99 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 12321. | Heyhou (david73) | 80.99 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 12322. | Justine (noob3tc) | 80.99 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 12323. | Samuel (samj4u) | 80.99 | 96% | 2015-04-27 |
| 12324. | Jax (jaxsta) | 80.99 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 12325. | Dora9000 (dora9000) | 80.98 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |