Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4454. | daniel (vamosramos) | 59.25 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 4455. | Harley (senpaislinky) | 59.24 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4456. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 59.23 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4457. | Rafa (jsrphlmrtnz) | 59.23 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4458. | Olaf (olaf_surgut) | 59.23 | 94% | 2020-07-16 |
| 4459. | Sam (idcaboutnames) | 59.22 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4460. | Ogg (ogg_) | 59.20 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 4461. | stuemper (stuemper) | 59.20 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 4462. | Jeannie (jeannie_jackson) | 59.19 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4463. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 59.19 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 4464. | steven (urmoots) | 59.18 | 94% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4465. | ipawan (ipawan) | 59.14 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 4466. | Harui (haruihiro) | 59.14 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4467. | sleepyran (sleepyran) | 59.12 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
| 4468. | Duke121 (duke121) | 59.09 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4469. | Charles (toxicjg) | 59.08 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4470. | Hrijul (avius) | 59.07 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4471. | Justice (jus20154) | 59.06 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 4472. | David (mrseaborg) | 59.05 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 4473. | Sythe (fastasfaqboi) | 59.05 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4474. | lucas (lucascasane) | 59.02 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4475. | CrimsonSaber (crimsonsaber) | 59.02 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4476. | Saksham (0_lol_0) | 59.01 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 4477. | Pete (pete2015) | 59.01 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 4478. | Desmond (kango12) | 59.00 | 95% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4479. | Hassan (urboyhassan) | 59.00 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 4480. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 59.00 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4481. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 58.99 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4482. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 58.99 | 91% | 2017-12-13 |
| 4483. | Amr (amreid) | 58.98 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |