What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1715. | stevie (steviewonders) | 75.20 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1716. | hissi (hissi) | 75.18 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 1717. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 75.17 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
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| 1720. | anon (nootathotep) | 75.13 | 95% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1721. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 75.11 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1722. | Anthony (lieant95) | 75.07 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 1723. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 75.05 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1724. | Lowyan (lowyan) | 75.00 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 1725. | chekic (chekic) | 75.00 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1726. | Æsir (aes1r) | 74.99 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1727. | 🅹🅰🆅🅴 (killer8hy... | 74.97 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
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| 1729. | Barry (rip21) | 74.94 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 1730. | Johan (johlun) | 74.90 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1731. | Hrijul (avius) | 74.89 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1732. | Charlie (xharlie) | 74.88 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1733. | Joseph (josephchoi1116) | 74.86 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1734. | Susie (susieq22) | 74.84 | 94% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1735. | + (hollin) | 74.79 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1736. | Daniel (danjacko1) | 74.79 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 1737. | Dunspixel (dunspixel) | 74.72 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
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