The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11937. | Pratik (p3nx1lz) | 43.05 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 11938. | Kyle (stryker_5772) | 43.04 | 93% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11939. | cody (cody62) | 43.04 | 94% | 2018-02-05 |
| 11940. | ___ (coolscott) | 43.04 | 84% | 2013-03-21 |
| 11941. | Hamdan (hamdankhan) | 43.03 | 94% | 2023-03-11 |
| 11942. | Dimitrije (mitapro24) | 43.03 | 94% | 2021-12-13 |
| 11943. | Anil (anil63) | 43.03 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11944. | Atom (atom_yongya) | 43.03 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11945. | Abed (abed42) | 43.03 | 92% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11946. | Quang (lasada123) | 43.03 | 89% | 2015-01-21 |
| 11947. | potaychannel.com (potaychan... | 43.03 | 93% | 2011-10-14 |
| 11948. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 43.03 | 93% | 2018-01-12 |
| 11949. | Joey (nlgameracer) | 43.02 | 92% | 2017-05-31 |
| 11950. | Zamami (shadaokami) | 43.02 | 96% | 2021-11-13 |
| 11951. | Rezonate (importance) | 43.02 | 95% | 2017-11-03 |
| 11952. | Andrea (andrea_oboe) | 43.02 | 94.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 11953. | panzer (avitastic) | 43.01 | 93% | 2011-06-13 |
| 11954. | Hunter Killer (a_zaher) | 43.01 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 11955. | noobispro (noobispro) | 43.01 | 91% | 2013-04-08 |
| 11956. | Prateek (prateekmehra) | 43.01 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11957. | Tina (tee2012) | 43.01 | 100% | 2012-08-31 |
| 11958. | GreyZephyr (greyzephyr) | 43.01 | 95% | 2018-03-23 |
| 11959. | Scarlet (scarlet) | 43.01 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 11960. | Dmitry (dimitry) | 43.01 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 11961. | GIANNE (gianna222) | 43.00 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
| 11962. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (fastclap123) | 43.00 | 90% | 2016-09-10 |
| 11963. | Ioan (ioans) | 43.00 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 11964. | Maret (maret) | 43.00 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 11965. | Prashant (prashant_lahane) | 43.00 | 91% | 2013-08-29 |
| 11966. | MJ (manishj) | 43.00 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |