As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10809. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 81.69 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 10810. | Faensoldemor (faensoldemor) | 81.69 | 95% | 2017-01-28 |
| 10811. | Boroda (boroda) | 81.68 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 10812. | Denis (l2p200iqplays) | 81.68 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10813. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 81.68 | 100% | 2020-03-21 |
| 10814. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 81.68 | 94% | 2016-04-02 |
| 10815. | Tony (lituoni18) | 81.67 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 10816. | Matthew (mschwartz) | 81.67 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 10817. | Barry (rip21) | 81.67 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 10818. | Vicky (vickyradhi) | 81.67 | 90% | 2016-12-20 |
| 10819. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 81.67 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
| 10820. | Jurou (trycatch) | 81.66 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 10821. | Wong Man Chun Bernard (ber0... | 81.66 | 96.3% | 2024-01-09 |
| 10822. | what (hellisgood) | 81.66 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 10823. | Smilingface (buffonsea) | 81.66 | 96% | 2017-03-03 |
| 10824. | Josh (tinman430) | 81.66 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 10825. | n (qweioio) | 81.65 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10826. | rosen (proxel07) | 81.65 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 10827. | Avinash (avinashmx7) | 81.65 | 98.2% | 2024-08-29 |
| 10828. | Tim (fast_but_not_the_fastest) | 81.65 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 10829. | Denny (shizkr) | 81.65 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 10830. | Jaiprakash (riteshpatel) | 81.65 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 10831. | Matty (realcavs4) | 81.64 | 96.5% | 2025-02-09 |
| 10832. | Felix (felixsantoso) | 81.64 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 10833. | Sean (shimatta) | 81.64 | 96.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10834. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 81.64 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 10835. | Irvin (irv05) | 81.63 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10836. | Boltcrasher (boltcrasher) | 81.63 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 10837. | Peter (pitabread13) | 81.63 | 96.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10838. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 81.62 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |