Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14882. | John (phamone) | 77.11 | 94% | 2014-05-02 |
| 14883. | bb where are youuuu (kwokhin) | 77.11 | 93% | 2013-11-21 |
| 14884. | hema (hemalata) | 77.11 | 99% | 2014-01-23 |
| 14885. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 77.11 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 14886. | Mason (mason_haggerty) | 77.10 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 14887. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 77.10 | 94% | 2011-12-02 |
| 14888. | kyle (vendiction) | 77.10 | 94% | 2022-06-14 |
| 14889. | Simon (siggyyo) | 77.10 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 14890. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 77.10 | 98% | 2014-05-19 |
| 14891. | ashok (ashokkasi) | 77.09 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 14892. | Logicism (justincenteno99) | 77.09 | 95% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14893. | Nathan (alohaboy31) | 77.09 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14894. | Abigail (abbyroad) | 77.09 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 14895. | pap (papasi) | 77.09 | 98% | 2013-09-14 |
| 14896. | Faisal (faisalsharif1) | 77.09 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 14897. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 77.09 | 97% | 2015-12-20 |
| 14898. | jm (sirpricebeach) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 14899. | Y (qwertyracer) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 14900. | jmzg (jmzg) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 14901. | Spook (spookmctoasty) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 14902. | Andres (avillarreal) | 77.08 | 97% | 2017-01-02 |
| 14903. | Shane (shane_m) | 77.08 | 95% | 2013-05-08 |
| 14904. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 77.08 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 14905. | ju yun (schylarker) | 77.08 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 14906. | Ian (iantilp) | 77.08 | 92% | 2014-06-18 |
| 14907. | snitch (neiht) | 77.07 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
| 14908. | Monir (monir004) | 77.07 | 97.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 14909. | Catalin (georgecatalin) | 77.07 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 14910. | Matthew (matt15151) | 77.07 | 94% | 2016-03-09 |
| 14911. | Jason (epiking) | 77.07 | 96% | 2017-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |