Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2523. | YS (stramba5) | 74.95 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 2524. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 74.95 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2525. | Wayne (xwang4) | 74.94 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2526. | ok (herbaltea) | 74.92 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 2527. | they used to say we would n... | 74.92 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 2528. | Ardison (arddison) | 74.91 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 2529. | Hardy (hardy_caprio) | 74.89 | 98% | 2018-07-13 |
| 2530. | Francisco (patleitao) | 74.88 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2531. | arz (arzr) | 74.87 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2532. | Mohd Juned Indian (mjuned795) | 74.86 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 2533. | jk- (justkidding_) | 74.86 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2534. | Lingxun (hommieinuw) | 74.85 | 95% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2535. | Argon (argon273) | 74.84 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 2536. | Kenneth (kaenif) | 74.84 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 2537. | Pana (pana_miguel) | 74.84 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2538. | Pat (james52) | 74.84 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2539. | Stigi (stigi) | 74.78 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2540. | Andres (avillarreal) | 74.78 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2541. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 74.78 | 95% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2542. | Yani (yani916) | 74.76 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2543. | KinqCade (kinqcade) | 74.75 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2544. | FS (kittyman31) | 74.75 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2545. | Sterling (stvrling) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 2546. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 74.71 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 2547. | Deflay (deflay) | 74.68 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 2548. | H@HA (rubyguru) | 74.67 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 2549. | Ezra (arzenn) | 74.62 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2550. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 74.61 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 2551. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 74.61 | 94% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2552. | Dean (tennis2002) | 74.60 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |