The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1882. | Alan (spiren) | 89.52 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1883. | sheep (theonesheep) | 89.50 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 1884. | Danh (chetdanh) | 89.50 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1885. | ♿♿♿ (kavalan) | 89.49 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 1886. | Tanakaeru (tanakaeru) | 89.47 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1887. | herman (herman159) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1888. | revaN (ashun) | 89.43 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1889. | Jack Straw (jackstraw) | 89.43 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 1890. | Jordan (hamp69) | 89.41 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 1891. | Kataztrophik (kataztrophik) | 89.41 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1892. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 89.39 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 1893. | Max (hooterr) | 89.37 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1894. | Noah (noahlee) | 89.37 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 1895. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 89.35 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1896. | Patrick (crossuv) | 89.35 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 1897. | Andrew (ascom) | 89.34 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1898. | Andres (avillarreal) | 89.33 | 99% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1899. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 89.29 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1900. | Stewart Stewart (stewsquared) | 89.26 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1901. | Jimmy (cthuluhoop123) | 89.26 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 1902. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 89.25 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| 1903. | Jon (yaz324) | 89.25 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 1904. | LB (man_onatree) | 89.24 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1905. | ++VEGAN LOVE++ (peepeeman69) | 89.24 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 1906. | ▒▒ C$PR THE GIANT ▒... | 89.24 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1907. | kiin (kiin) | 89.22 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1908. | hk000806 (hk000806) | 89.18 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1909. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 89.18 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 1910. | Ezra (account_name) | 89.17 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1911. | Allan (madmangoman) | 89.14 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |