What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1228. | Akela (akela123) | 85.09 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1229. | Nico (nicotheo101) | 85.09 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 1230. | ABC (funnelcake9) | 85.06 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1231. | aaron (naruto2141) | 85.03 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 1232. | Toot (muncontin) | 85.00 | 96% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1233. | Nahhh (nahhhh) | 84.99 | 96% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1234. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 84.98 | 96% | 2018-05-31 |
| 1235. | Ben (ben_cheeseman) | 84.95 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 1236. | Peter (vividdreamer) | 84.93 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1237. | Ethan (triplexkillerbob) | 84.93 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 1238. | ekoadipg (ekoadipg) | 84.93 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1239. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 84.91 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1240. | Gregg (galpy) | 84.91 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1241. | Demancer (demancer) | 84.90 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1242. | Mouse (shenx) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1243. | 🐌 (anonion) | 84.80 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1244. | starguything (starguything) | 84.75 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 1245. | Nicolas (averageuc) | 84.75 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1246. | Josh (joshindahood) | 84.74 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 1247. | Daniel (okok03) | 84.74 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1248. | kalski (kalski) | 84.70 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1249. | Ethan (w88w8w8) | 84.68 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1250. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 84.68 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1251. | ryan (chillax666) | 84.63 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1252. | Daniel (_g0dje) | 84.61 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1253. | roadto120avg (242sonic) | 84.59 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1254. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 84.58 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1255. | i love typing!!! (hebibuki) | 84.57 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1256. | Lyric (lyric39) | 84.57 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
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| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |