As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6223. | (xzy331) | 93.78 | 98% | 2026-02-10 |
| 6224. | Potatsus (potatsus) | 93.78 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 6225. | (criscofreeze) | 93.77 | 96% | 2015-09-08 |
| 6226. | High On Typing (highontyping) | 93.76 | 98.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 6227. | (pizzatyper23) | 93.76 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 6228. | (kkobukchipp) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 6229. | (rj444) | 93.75 | 98% | 2024-07-14 |
| 6230. | (digdugdigdug) | 93.75 | 99% | 2016-08-31 |
| 6231. | Espen (kadmium) | 93.75 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 6232. | (saladin92) | 93.75 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 6233. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 93.75 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 6234. | (chillreksai) | 93.74 | 98.8% | 2024-04-13 |
| 6235. | (rikardny) | 93.74 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 6236. | (carpeltypist) | 93.74 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 6237. | Manu (basuramanu) | 93.74 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 6238. | (pehuyen2507) | 93.74 | 91% | 2016-11-26 |
| 6239. | (averagegroque) | 93.73 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 6240. | (olaeld) | 93.73 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6241. | Emily (emilyk_3357) | 93.73 | 97% | 2022-10-15 |
| 6242. | (starguything) | 93.73 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 6243. | (neilborde) | 93.73 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 6244. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 93.72 | 98% | 2025-07-25 |
| 6245. | (aajjbb) | 93.72 | 99% | 2022-05-20 |
| 6246. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 93.72 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
| 6247. | (darthbaldus902) | 93.71 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 6248. | khun (indiesel) | 93.71 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 6249. | Eduardo (aledtr) | 93.71 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 6250. | (owlgoesw00t) | 93.71 | 94% | 2017-02-06 |
| 6251. | (conniexlee) | 93.70 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 6252. | (andreandreandre) | 93.70 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |