I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5868. | (cleavecamael) | 97.55 | 98% | 2024-09-12 |
| 5869. | Sean (rrshift) | 97.55 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5870. | (pasta2) | 97.55 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 5871. | waugh (waugh) | 97.55 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 5872. | Ryosuke (saryou) | 97.55 | 94% | 2015-12-18 |
| 5873. | (spasticsurgeon) | 97.54 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 5874. | (girlfriendlooklikemymum) | 97.54 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 5875. | (nova_byrdy) | 97.54 | 98.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 5876. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 97.53 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 5877. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 97.53 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 5878. | (foobird) | 97.53 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 5879. | (slendymale) | 97.52 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 5880. | (prttyfast) | 97.52 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5881. | Ninjapancakes (ninjapancakes) | 97.52 | 91% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5882. | (coolusername) | 97.52 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 5883. | (loganangle22) | 97.52 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 5884. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 97.51 | 99% | 2025-12-30 |
| 5885. | actual (hanipop) | 97.51 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 5886. | (averagegroque) | 97.51 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 5887. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 97.50 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 5888. | Kris (kriszilla) | 97.49 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5889. | badtyper (badtyper_) | 97.49 | 96.8% | 2024-06-18 |
| 5890. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 97.49 | 98% | 2024-03-02 |
| 5891. | (slavah8) | 97.48 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 5892. | nj123 (nj_123) | 97.48 | 97.4% | 2023-07-14 |
| 5893. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 97.48 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 5894. | (yeekidd) | 97.48 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 5895. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 97.47 | 99.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5896. | (adrianr2z) | 97.47 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
| 5897. | Enrique (zero9o) | 97.47 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |