Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5420. | Sarah (skl407) | 97.73 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 5421. | matt (choa) | 97.73 | 96% | 2018-07-23 |
| 5422. | Ferotiq (ferotiq) | 97.72 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5423. | Jake (aurelias) | 97.72 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 5424. | Jared (jg808) | 97.72 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5425. | Corey (coreytho) | 97.72 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 5426. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 97.71 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5427. | Austin (fallow64) | 97.70 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5428. | Simon (walton_simons) | 97.70 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 5429. | Jake (jakemate) | 97.69 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
| 5430. | Amos (amosbird) | 97.69 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 5431. | Oliver (oberin1) | 97.68 | 96% | 2013-02-14 |
| 5432. | Andre (smallchicken) | 97.67 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5433. | Alec (supperz1) | 97.67 | 100% | 2022-03-14 |
| 5434. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 97.67 | 99% | 2021-09-11 |
| 5435. | Katie (kat41911) | 97.67 | 97% | 2011-06-19 |
| 5436. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 97.66 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5437. | PIMP (average) | 97.66 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 5438. | Will (enthed) | 97.65 | 97% | 2016-10-23 |
| 5439. | MatÃas (matambou) | 97.65 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5440. | Zachary (zack466) | 97.65 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5441. | Folke (folkewill) | 97.65 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 5442. | James (dekudeku) | 97.64 | 94% | 2016-11-07 |
| 5443. | Fried (frieddust) | 97.64 | 97% | 2016-08-12 |
| 5444. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 97.63 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 5445. | Pooka (pookakat) | 97.63 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 5446. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 97.63 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 5447. | Lesson (lesson21) | 97.63 | 98% | 2015-09-04 |
| 5448. | Kevin (xylone) | 97.63 | 92% | 2013-06-20 |
| 5449. | Nick (nick_lowe01) | 97.63 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |