And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12863. | Andrew (andyboy1029) | 91.69 | 99% | 2017-01-19 |
| 12864. | ♘ (80s) (john_80) | 91.69 | 98% | 2014-09-09 |
| 12865. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 91.69 | 96.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 12866. | Neal (cynicalone) | 91.68 | 95% | 2015-10-02 |
| 12867. | catfree (catfr33) | 91.68 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12868. | pandy69 (pandy69) | 91.68 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 12869. | Josiah (miitraa) | 91.68 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
| 12870. | Pastry (pybu) | 91.68 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 12871. | Andres (chorro73) | 91.67 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 12872. | Weather (heavy_weather) | 91.67 | 99% | 2021-05-09 |
| 12873. | 69wpm (a04a04283) | 91.67 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12874. | Sophie (sophie_li) | 91.67 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 12875. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 91.67 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12876. | Jimbo (harrian) | 91.67 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 12877. | Cardboard (zetsubobox) | 91.67 | 95% | 2011-10-10 |
| 12878. | nick (n_eclipse) | 91.67 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 12879. | Said (saidenhide) | 91.66 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 12880. | Chris P. Bacon (spicy_toast) | 91.66 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 12881. | Evan Dale (avendael) | 91.66 | 96% | 2014-08-02 |
| 12882. | Kyle (kjwhite88) | 91.66 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 12883. | Jay (anond) | 91.65 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 12884. | Skyro (potatomama1234) | 91.64 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 12885. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 91.64 | 97.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 12886. | 景云 (tanyuanji) | 91.64 | 99% | 2011-05-30 |
| 12887. | Noah (nesharps) | 91.64 | 92% | 2016-08-23 |
| 12888. | dave (ryuzog) | 91.64 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 12889. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 91.64 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 12890. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 91.64 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
| 12891. | lie (lie_mm) | 91.63 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 12892. | FTX Brand Ambassador (storm... | 91.63 | 86% | 2016-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |