So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28156. | raj (lovelyraj) | 55.60 | 93% | 2012-04-30 |
| 28157. | Bennett (bennito4) | 55.59 | 86% | 2015-02-11 |
| 28158. | Benxin (fishporridge) | 55.59 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 28159. | Javainius (javainius) | 55.59 | 96.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 28160. | Mohamad Qattan (m_qattan) | 55.59 | 95% | 2023-10-21 |
| 28161. | R. (yeetertheskeeter) | 55.59 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 28162. | Wesley (upurs) | 55.59 | 87% | 2011-07-03 |
| 28163. | ro (romaklai) | 55.59 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 28164. | Brian (mrfixit42) | 55.59 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 28165. | Akash (akashps) | 55.58 | 93% | 2015-01-27 |
| 28166. | ibrahim (ibrahiem) | 55.58 | 96.4% | 2023-05-31 |
| 28167. | Bdog (bdogblue) | 55.58 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 28168. | Katie (ktspractice) | 55.58 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 28169. | pirach (torlek) | 55.58 | 97% | 2012-08-26 |
| 28170. | Audrey (lil_bit23) | 55.58 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 28171. | Towards (better2besimple) | 55.58 | 94% | 2014-10-26 |
| 28172. | Shnyll (shnyll10) | 55.57 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 28173. | Vlasis (frog0) | 55.57 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 28174. | Chiemeka (iamlordaubrey) | 55.57 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 28175. | John (avedude1o) | 55.57 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 28176. | Orejitas (orejitas) | 55.57 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 28177. | Tuong (tuong_slow) | 55.56 | 93% | 2021-04-30 |
| 28178. | Alex (alexnoone) | 55.56 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 28179. | Ray (rayzor813) | 55.56 | 87% | 2016-11-30 |
| 28180. | Pedro (nimble) | 55.56 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 28181. | St (stjean) | 55.55 | 95% | 2016-06-07 |
| 28182. | Martin (french_vlad) | 55.55 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 28183. | Aymen (aymenabdesselem) | 55.55 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 28184. | Carlo (sskuroo) | 55.55 | 89% | 2011-08-14 |
| 28185. | hendra (cemploen_23) | 55.55 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |