The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5987. | Lucas (thewiz) | 99.27 | 92% | 2012-05-17 |
| 5988. | TheMamba (themamba2) | 99.26 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 5989. | AngelCaveGTI (angelcavegtio... | 99.26 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 5990. | Allan (allandallon) | 99.26 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 5991. | Jasmin (tincan87) | 99.26 | 98% | 2013-11-07 |
| 5992. | ♠ ăòñÿ ♠ (ramengo... | 99.26 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 5993. | H2O.intolerant (puremichigan) | 99.25 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 5994. | pandy69 (pandy69) | 99.25 | 98.2% | 2023-07-27 |
| 5995. | Liam (origma) | 99.25 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
| 5996. | Ben (dumpfus) | 99.24 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 5997. | tomas (tooomas) | 99.23 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 5998. | pyco (pyco) | 99.23 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 5999. | Project (project_racer) | 99.23 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 6000. | D (addicted_gamer) | 99.23 | 96% | 2016-11-03 |
| 6001. | miloj (miloj) | 99.23 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 6002. | Sizzled (sizzledbeans) | 99.22 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 6003. | Nevets (avecafe) | 99.21 | 97% | 2016-05-29 |
| 6004. | Jian (desmond823) | 99.20 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 6005. | Bruce (brucefest) | 99.20 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 6006. | pass gas eat a`` (coolmoi) | 99.20 | 96% | 2017-04-03 |
| 6007. | Harley (zeomne) | 99.20 | 92% | 2011-12-30 |
| 6008. | Yoosup (jmich052) | 99.19 | 98% | 2015-08-17 |
| 6009. | Sugar (radical2009) | 99.19 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 6010. | _ (bettersins) | 99.18 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 6011. | jrho (azurtyper) | 99.18 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 6012. | George (ssbatch) | 99.18 | 89% | 2016-08-14 |
| 6013. | Jung (hannumberone) | 99.17 | 97% | 2013-08-28 |
| 6014. | jonnay (splatch) | 99.15 | 90% | 2013-07-13 |
| 6015. | Barry (chaostheoryx360) | 99.15 | 99% | 2012-02-14 |
| 6016. | danny (moumou) | 99.15 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |