And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9746. | (bryterlayter) | 97.93 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 9747. | (mayalover) | 97.92 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 9748. | lav (illblowurmind) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9749. | Tom (gazi243) | 97.92 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9750. | (yungskrunt) | 97.92 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 9751. | (moochimooch) | 97.91 | 98% | 2013-03-29 |
| 9752. | Daniel (sintes) | 97.91 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9753. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 97.91 | 96% | 2014-10-29 |
| 9754. | (8_is_my_gourou) | 97.91 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 9755. | (tymarc) | 97.91 | 93% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9756. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 97.91 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 9757. | Gabriel (oppatv) | 97.91 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 9758. | (_n0r1) | 97.90 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 9759. | alshbalasle (hadisulfe) | 97.90 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 9760. | (merkinmeerkats) | 97.90 | 98% | 2015-11-29 |
| 9761. | (toothpik) | 97.90 | 98% | 2012-10-06 |
| 9762. | ... (stratex) | 97.89 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 9763. | Andres (atv2307) | 97.89 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 9764. | (just_free2318) | 97.89 | 97.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 9765. | Anthony (avchen) | 97.89 | 95% | 2015-02-22 |
| 9766. | (xprman) | 97.88 | 96% | 2011-09-15 |
| 9767. | (luvsanimals2) | 97.88 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 9768. | GroompCamp (groompcamp) | 97.87 | 97.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9769. | Levent (holybash) | 97.87 | 94% | 2016-11-14 |
| 9770. | (pandafu) | 97.87 | 98% | 2016-02-14 |
| 9771. | benjals (absolutetrashcan) | 97.87 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 9772. | (buimonkey) | 97.86 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9773. | (frostedz) | 97.86 | 97% | 2014-08-28 |
| 9774. | (hitman2207) | 97.85 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 9775. | (brainache111) | 97.85 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |