Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1306. | (5apphire) | 67.83 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1307. | (matland) | 67.83 | 95% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1308. | DANIEL S WEGGA (dizo) | 67.81 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1309. | (prohibitable) | 67.78 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1310. | (knuller70) | 67.77 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 1311. | (harventhy) | 67.70 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1312. | (weeddinosaur) | 67.68 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 1313. | Treapbunul (treapbunul) | 67.66 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1314. | (passick) | 67.66 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 1315. | (kingsblade) | 67.64 | 95% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1316. | (cyrion6) | 67.61 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1317. | (foqsi) | 67.60 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1318. | Night (jiddery) | 67.57 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1319. | (luxer95) | 67.57 | 95% | 2018-07-31 |
| 1320. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 67.54 | 96% | 2020-01-05 |
| 1321. | (aaleksaa) | 67.52 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1322. | madison (austinpost) | 67.48 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1323. | (pmac) | 67.47 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1324. | (spencertyper) | 67.47 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1325. | (quickfingers69) | 67.44 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1326. | (slotha) | 67.43 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1327. | (jaykwon) | 67.43 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 1328. | (cjyoung) | 67.42 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 1329. | (trihard7) | 67.40 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 1330. | (unipsykal) | 67.37 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1331. | (starlix) | 67.35 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1332. | (keyyong) | 67.31 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1333. | Cepheus's 🌌 (parkevan27) | 67.27 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1334. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 67.27 | 99% | 2017-07-28 |
| 1335. | (tetay) | 67.23 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |