Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3282. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 72.83 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3283. | Dennis (denins) | 72.83 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 3284. | dragonborn (yerdaddy) | 72.83 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3285. | Corbin (shaelamaar) | 72.82 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 3286. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 72.81 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3287. | Money (money_jones) | 72.78 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 3288. | Jackery (hamshank) | 72.78 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 3289. | Dank (dankmachine) | 72.78 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3290. | White (beast_5) | 72.77 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3291. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 72.76 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 3292. | b (byron911) | 72.75 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
| 3293. | Syed (syed19805) | 72.75 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 3294. | what (what_what_what) | 72.74 | 94% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3295. | Sean (tricolour) | 72.73 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 3296. | Kevin (kjax) | 72.71 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 3297. | Kevin (flash98765) | 72.70 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3298. | ivan (ivanferraro) | 72.69 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3299. | Dai (daiavlo) | 72.69 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 3300. | Check (checkmunza) | 72.69 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3301. | Eric (aussie_legend) | 72.69 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3302. | GodfreyGyz (godfreygyz) | 72.69 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 3303. | Shawn (eastzer0) | 72.68 | 99% | 2018-08-15 |
| 3304. | wesevens (tkidlltk) | 72.63 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3305. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 72.62 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3306. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 72.62 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 3307. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 72.62 | 94% | 2019-01-04 |
| 3308. | Monir (monir004) | 72.60 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 3309. | Do people have computers in... | 72.60 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 3310. | Turtle (4maz3d) | 72.58 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3311. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 72.57 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |