You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1250. | Alexander (torphon) | 87.10 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1251. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 87.09 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 1252. | Sherwin (zafiros) | 87.09 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1253. | Lucite (lucite) | 87.07 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1254. | Mike (specialized) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 1255. | Silent (silent_solous) | 86.99 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 1256. | LEntless (lentless) | 86.91 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1257. | pigoon 🐷 (achristmascarl) | 86.88 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1258. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 86.87 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1259. | Parth (thakkarparth007) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1260. | Chase (chasericker003) | 86.82 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 1261. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-07-15 |
| 1262. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 1263. | DWG (lsunixl) | 86.79 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 1264. | Stefan (maewen) | 86.77 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1265. | Turnine (therobot99) | 86.75 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
| 1266. | Aus10 (aus10outof10) | 86.73 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1267. | Francisco (patleitao) | 86.68 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1268. | Space (spacedandy) | 86.67 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1269. | Jon (mystikj) | 86.65 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1270. | Richard (rockpile) | 86.64 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 1271. | Harry (hazman) | 86.63 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1272. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 86.59 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
| 1273. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 86.59 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1274. | TheBluestBerry (bluberry2) | 86.56 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1275. | Radmir (radmir2015) | 86.56 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
| 1276. | KY (glyphwrld) | 86.54 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1277. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 86.52 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 1278. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 86.52 | 99% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1279. | Mil (mil1534) | 86.50 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |