The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13206. | (urquanmaster) | 82.73 | 97% | 2014-12-11 |
| 13207. | (sharilyuen) | 82.73 | 97% | 2013-03-02 |
| 13208. | (pliva) | 82.73 | 92% | 2013-11-28 |
| 13209. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 82.73 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 13210. | (svary) | 82.72 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 13211. | _ (zoli_) | 82.72 | 97% | 2016-03-21 |
| 13212. | Bread (givebread) | 82.71 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 13213. | Dan (writfate) | 82.71 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 13214. | (arichnad) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 13215. | (minatoidkun) | 82.71 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13216. | Simon (qoull) | 82.71 | 93% | 2013-05-13 |
| 13217. | (yypsdennis) | 82.71 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 13218. | (forsy3) | 82.71 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 13219. | saad (saduman) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 13220. | shingo (anagman) | 82.70 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 13221. | Igor (bigloser3) | 82.70 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 13222. | YSSH (yosshi) | 82.69 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13223. | Augment (augment) | 82.69 | 99% | 2019-07-01 |
| 13224. | Fauzan (ozaenzenzen) | 82.69 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 13225. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 82.69 | 99% | 2016-08-16 |
| 13226. | (fastneko) | 82.69 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 13227. | (renchenchen) | 82.69 | 96% | 2015-10-16 |
| 13228. | Tejbir (tejbirsingh) | 82.69 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 13229. | Ejaculation (ejaculation) | 82.69 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 13230. | Edward (kailhreds) | 82.69 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 13231. | Chad (chadkouse) | 82.68 | 94% | 2013-10-15 |
| 13232. | Jonathan (jah_n_i) | 82.68 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 13233. | (eternal07) | 82.68 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 13234. | (kk123456) | 82.68 | 94% | 2013-06-15 |
| 13235. | (eduardol) | 82.68 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |