So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34433. | Quoc (quocnguyen89) | 43.74 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
| 34434. | Pedro (lionex220) | 43.73 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 34435. | Kyle (hyperionkyle89) | 43.73 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
| 34436. | Cesar (cesarwbr) | 43.73 | 92% | 2012-05-06 |
| 34437. | bamboo (harupy) | 43.73 | 92% | 2014-02-10 |
| 34438. | tomjo (tomjo) | 43.73 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 34439. | Ybrael (ybrael) | 43.73 | 85% | 2015-12-22 |
| 34440. | bryan (macubex01) | 43.72 | 90% | 2016-07-05 |
| 34441. | elias (pokosgt) | 43.72 | 94% | 2017-06-13 |
| 34442. | Zak (villzzz420) | 43.72 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 34443. | sen (sensai) | 43.72 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 34444. | Ajit (raiajit) | 43.72 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 34445. | Ti (naokotong) | 43.71 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 34446. | Tuấn (nocomment85) | 43.70 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 34447. | Alex (alphax) | 43.70 | 86% | 2011-10-10 |
| 34448. | Renee (wood) | 43.70 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 34449. | kusanagie (ksg17) | 43.69 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 34450. | G16 (aug16) | 43.69 | 96.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 34451. | alex (alevi) | 43.69 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| 34452. | Elvira (clon241) | 43.69 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
| 34453. | ali (gargey) | 43.68 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 34454. | Pharrell (pharrell_) | 43.68 | 93% | 2021-01-28 |
| 34455. | Under (itsmeanko) | 43.68 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 34456. | Bliss (bjmcloughlin22) | 43.68 | 88% | 2014-03-07 |
| 34457. | Darsh (gothmoth) | 43.67 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 34458. | Anura (dehigaspage) | 43.67 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 34459. | K (kaybee11) | 43.66 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 34460. | ayub (ayub2smooth) | 43.65 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| 34461. | ekissoo (ekissoo) | 43.65 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
| 34462. | Ahmed (ahmadco53) | 43.65 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |