The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7726. | freedomisgold (freedomisgold) | 93.66 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 7727. | Al Qassam (supermiki) | 93.66 | 97% | 2015-01-12 |
| 7728. | Greg (musoccer) | 93.66 | 91% | 2011-11-08 |
| 7729. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 93.66 | 94% | 2016-09-12 |
| 7730. | Omar (omarango) | 93.65 | 98.4% | 2025-01-05 |
| 7731. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 93.65 | 93% | 2016-01-22 |
| 7732. | aisstea (aisstea) | 93.65 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 7733. | Jennifer (jf07) | 93.65 | 98.5% | 2023-12-31 |
| 7734. | Octo (octophobia) | 93.65 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 7735. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 93.64 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 7736. | Logan (lrslrsl) | 93.64 | 96% | 2012-02-21 |
| 7737. | mingi (gatangae) | 93.63 | 97% | 2025-07-09 |
| 7738. | Wise (wiseuser) | 93.63 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 7739. | Suzy (colemak5) | 93.63 | 99% | 2015-01-15 |
| 7740. | Das FoO (foobird) | 93.62 | 98% | 2016-05-30 |
| 7741. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 93.62 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 7742. | BetterThanYou (better_than_... | 93.61 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 7743. | Audin (audin) | 93.61 | 98% | 2024-03-16 |
| 7744. | Ryan (xdsmileydx) | 93.61 | 97% | 2016-05-11 |
| 7745. | Sean (skuhlman) | 93.61 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 7746. | Deval (jjokerr) | 93.61 | 90% | 2014-10-16 |
| 7747. | ydolev (ydolev) | 93.60 | 97% | 2025-10-06 |
| 7748. | Andrew (jigsawphoenix) | 93.60 | 89% | 2015-04-29 |
| 7749. | Austin (austinmarton) | 93.60 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 7750. | Alutic (alutic) | 93.60 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 7751. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 93.60 | 99% | 2024-02-23 |
| 7752. | Kevin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ke... | 93.60 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 7753. | Jason (jasspie) | 93.59 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 7754. | academ (academ) | 93.58 | 98% | 2024-09-08 |
| 7755. | Nobody (anhddo) | 93.58 | 99% | 2024-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |