The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 256. | stop spying on me typeracer... | 143.07 | 99% | 2022-04-16 |
| 257. | Epzilon (epzilon2) | 143.07 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 258. | (spooty) | 143.03 | 99% | 2022-09-05 |
| 259. | (drunkkathy) | 142.79 | 91% | 2017-01-24 |
| 260. | ChimChimChim (chimchimchim) | 142.76 | 100% | 2018-01-18 |
| 261. | (oneiro) | 142.73 | 96% | 2013-05-21 |
| 262. | Tippy (ahappycamper) | 142.67 | 98% | 2012-07-04 |
| 263. | Jackie (bluezor) | 142.58 | 98% | 2013-08-04 |
| 264. | s3rez (s3rez) | 142.57 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 265. | (ultrasurf) | 142.48 | 96% | 2011-09-27 |
| 266. | (authentique) | 142.35 | 97% | 2014-11-14 |
| 267. | Alex (xtheyinx) | 142.34 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 268. | God help us (novabond) | 142.27 | 99% | 2014-08-30 |
| 269. | (676339784) | 142.21 | 99% | 2020-07-21 |
| 270. | Jauhar (indoviet) | 142.18 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 271. | profchaos (profchaos) | 142.17 | 92% | 2012-12-29 |
| 272. | Tim (attilitus) | 142.15 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
| 273. | Wiggle (insy2) | 142.15 | 98% | 2013-12-02 |
| 274. | (elbingo) | 142.13 | 98% | 2015-10-23 |
| 275. | Chen (namess) | 142.08 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 276. | (corsairchris) | 142.07 | 99.3% | 2024-03-28 |
| 277. | (leonleung) | 142.05 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 278. | (matisse) | 142.00 | 98% | 2014-06-15 |
| 279. | (yo_el10) | 141.99 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 280. | road to 130 (playscrabble) | 141.96 | 96% | 2015-01-30 |
| 281. | snaildvorak (hendrapermana) | 141.79 | 100% | 2016-09-16 |
| 282. | matt (drakkus) | 141.76 | 95% | 2016-01-18 |
| 283. | Aella (aella) | 141.70 | 97% | 2013-09-26 |
| 284. | (niqhtmare_x) | 141.70 | 97% | 2015-08-27 |
| 285. | twitch.tv/bmkdi (jooku) | 141.65 | 95% | 2013-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |