The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4452. | garbyal ✌(-‿-)✌ (garb... | 102.92 | 89% | 2015-05-11 |
| 4453. | Julien (tendon) | 102.91 | 99% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4454. | Brian (brianmct) | 102.91 | 99% | 2017-08-05 |
| 4455. | Chris (tomatohead21) | 102.91 | 96.6% | 2024-10-14 |
| 4456. | North (northwind) | 102.91 | 98% | 2015-04-26 |
| 4457. | Executable (maxentius) | 102.91 | 90% | 2013-01-17 |
| 4458. | Etienne (etiennescott) | 102.91 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4459. | Carl (carl_) | 102.91 | 96% | 2014-10-03 |
| 4460. | Fallen (fallen87) | 102.90 | 99% | 2025-03-20 |
| 4461. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 102.90 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 4462. | Mike (tajjada) | 102.89 | 98% | 2014-10-05 |
| 4463. | BoRiSwOnG (boriswong) | 102.89 | 96.5% | 2024-11-15 |
| 4464. | Landon (floont) | 102.89 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 4465. | Cobra (cobra03) | 102.89 | 97.8% | 2024-12-31 |
| 4466. | Brian (phib0nacc1) | 102.89 | 97% | 2011-07-20 |
| 4467. | Cj (phexxy) | 102.89 | 96% | 2012-09-04 |
| 4468. | andrea (andylea19999999995) | 102.88 | 99% | 2025-02-07 |
| 4469. | atticwaves (atticwaves) | 102.88 | 97.6% | 2024-03-08 |
| 4470. | Andre (jahraccoon69) | 102.88 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 4471. | the (thebaneet) | 102.88 | 98.5% | 2025-01-04 |
| 4472. | Tony (sarcasticbanana) | 102.88 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4473. | ☼_☼ (temuramir) | 102.88 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 4474. | Veronica (veronica_xd) | 102.87 | 96.8% | 2025-03-10 |
| 4475. | 1step (narcindin) | 102.86 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 4476. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 102.86 | 98.8% | 2024-06-26 |
| 4477. | David (nahob) | 102.86 | 95% | 2012-02-19 |
| 4478. | Frank (franko) | 102.86 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 4479. | Hoang (hag0n) | 102.83 | 98% | 2013-09-15 |
| 4480. | yo (demailman) | 102.82 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4481. | plants (_plants) | 102.82 | 97% | 2016-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |