So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24691. | KraZy_KiLLa (krazy_killa) | 61.09 | 94% | 2014-04-19 |
| 24692. | chase (gmuhny) | 61.09 | 97% | 2013-11-07 |
| 24693. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 61.09 | 91% | 2016-05-09 |
| 24694. | Becca (becmarley) | 61.08 | 89% | 2015-12-14 |
| 24695. | Achilles (areeengkingking) | 61.08 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 24696. | K4_keyChan_ (k4_keychan_) | 61.08 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 24697. | Yang-Yi (_ice_tea_) | 61.08 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 24698. | afshin (afshin_alizadeh) | 61.08 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 24699. | Arsen (punkbooster) | 61.08 | 98% | 2016-12-15 |
| 24700. | Keun (keunsuk) | 61.08 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 24701. | Max (max2004awesome) | 61.07 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 24702. | ahmed (ahmedsaid50) | 61.07 | 98.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 24703. | Io (diovoid) | 61.07 | 98% | 2012-02-06 |
| 24704. | Musnicky (musnickerbar) | 61.07 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 24705. | Randallson (dvorak) (hheli) | 61.07 | 92% | 2014-01-21 |
| 24706. | PRINCE (princemathew0777) | 61.07 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 24707. | Rick (rozaybozay) | 61.06 | 89% | 2016-04-13 |
| 24708. | ArklightF0x (arklightf0x) | 61.06 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 24709. | Jacob (slipperysloper) | 61.06 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 24710. | llihcchill (llihcchill) | 61.06 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 24711. | Steven (xviper) | 61.06 | 87% | 2012-07-10 |
| 24712. | Taz (tazflows) | 61.06 | 98% | 2011-07-30 |
| 24713. | Ahmad (ats27) | 61.06 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 24714. | Yong (javaeditor) | 61.05 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 24715. | Kamil (okka123) | 61.05 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 24716. | leo (enrage411) | 61.05 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 24717. | Daniel (djeter1) | 61.05 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 24718. | tobias (memebigboyisbig) | 61.05 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 24719. | Raya (rayawaya) | 61.05 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 24720. | Jason (flabbaflabba) | 61.05 | 91% | 2012-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |