So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29238. | Diony (diony) | 54.19 | 93% | 2013-12-25 |
| 29239. | Rohit (chuchha) | 54.19 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 29240. | zProKZy (zprokzy_008) | 54.18 | 94% | 2023-07-17 |
| 29241. | paddy (kattumanidhan) | 54.18 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 29242. | Chaiwichit (noconceptman) | 54.18 | 96% | 2014-11-22 |
| 29243. | Treaks (taddis1234) | 54.18 | 93% | 2016-11-14 |
| 29244. | men (menamara7@gmail.com) | 54.18 | 86% | 2011-06-27 |
| 29245. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 54.17 | 95% | 2022-11-24 |
| 29246. | Victor (malvikus) | 54.17 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 29247. | waseemoo1 (waseemoo1) | 54.17 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 29248. | Awesome (awesomeflabber) | 54.17 | 85% | 2016-08-18 |
| 29249. | aditya (addy2001) | 54.17 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 29250. | hein (heinthant) | 54.17 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 29251. | Soneka (soneka) | 54.17 | 85% | 2014-03-05 |
| 29252. | gaurav (somaiyagaurav) | 54.17 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 29253. | Josh (hockeyjosh) | 54.17 | 92% | 2016-07-01 |
| 29254. | Karan (karan92837) | 54.16 | 94% | 2023-06-23 |
| 29255. | Victor Niel (victorniel) | 54.16 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 29256. | William (willwolf45) | 54.16 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 29257. | John (dent12) | 54.16 | 92% | 2022-01-03 |
| 29258. | Luciano (materiapensante) | 54.16 | 92% | 2012-05-28 |
| 29259. | Sop (coachprincesssoppy) | 54.16 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 29260. | 朝穆 (atoutevitesse) | 54.16 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 29261. | André (l33tpawz) | 54.16 | 84% | 2013-12-10 |
| 29262. | Nate (naterj) | 54.16 | 92% | 2012-08-18 |
| 29263. | Kristján (erazer) | 54.16 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
| 29264. | SquickerZ (squickerz) | 54.15 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 29265. | Niks (sixunity) | 54.15 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 29266. | Evan (jiameelorh) | 54.15 | 93% | 2020-01-26 |
| 29267. | Viraxor (viraxor) | 54.15 | 94% | 2023-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |