And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11748. | Ashley (cokemsheen) | 94.08 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 11749. | Sniperblackout (sniperblack... | 94.08 | 94% | 2012-08-08 |
| 11750. | Paul (paulgrob) | 94.07 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 11751. | masoniya (masoniya) | 94.07 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 11752. | Craig (ferok) | 94.07 | 94% | 2012-01-19 |
| 11753. | Pirastro (tableya) | 94.07 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 11754. | stormgate (stormgate) | 94.07 | 95% | 2012-10-30 |
| 11755. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 94.06 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 11756. | Swedish (swedishsubmarine) | 94.05 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11757. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 94.05 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 11758. | B. (karn555) | 94.05 | 95% | 2014-01-25 |
| 11759. | jay (trriplejay) | 94.04 | 96% | 2014-02-02 |
| 11760. | Mordraug (mordraug) | 94.04 | 94% | 2016-08-19 |
| 11761. | yesman (yesman9527) | 94.04 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 11762. | Indira (dirascorpio) | 94.04 | 93% | 2012-05-15 |
| 11763. | a (joshuawong5) | 94.04 | 93% | 2017-04-26 |
| 11764. | Forfun (bhelton) | 94.03 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 11765. | Mads (mads535i) | 94.03 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 11766. | Sssaajj (sanjisan) | 94.03 | 97.7% | 2023-07-24 |
| 11767. | Longtop (longtop) | 94.03 | 96.6% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11768. | Jared (infamousjj) | 94.03 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 11769. | Chris (atorius) | 94.03 | 98% | 2013-07-17 |
| 11770. | Iron Man (007_speed) | 94.02 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 11771. | Amit (amitooshacham) | 94.02 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 11772. | Ben (benwcc) | 94.01 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 11773. | Franki (frankibutter) | 94.01 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 11774. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 94.01 | 96% | 2011-11-25 |
| 11775. | Elise (alyssea) | 94.01 | 96% | 2014-11-28 |
| 11776. | Zachary (dahaak) | 94.01 | 98% | 2014-11-06 |
| 11777. | John (jtayeri1) | 94.00 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |