I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1334. | lxa (lxa_kuush) | 121.90 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 1335. | Snader (mrsander) | 121.89 | 97.7% | 2025-01-19 |
| 1336. | lim (xiqiang) | 121.86 | 98% | 2023-12-07 |
| 1337. | Albert (deepbluetruth) | 121.86 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 1338. | Aella (aella) | 121.85 | 92% | 2016-01-09 |
| 1339. | deighvyd (intensional) | 121.84 | 99% | 2016-08-13 |
| 1340. | Prin (prinplup9) | 121.84 | 98.7% | 2024-09-04 |
| 1341. | Jellybee (jellybee) | 121.84 | 91% | 2016-07-12 |
| 1342. | Alexander (alexteddy888) | 121.84 | 91% | 2015-05-05 |
| 1343. | asdf (bakedchicken) | 121.82 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 1344. | skt (aurelius_789) | 121.81 | 99% | 2021-05-09 |
| 1345. | Carter (thecartel) | 121.80 | 98% | 2024-03-11 |
| 1346. | Oliver (alterodd) | 121.80 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 1347. | Stu (iamthestu) | 121.80 | 99% | 2016-07-06 |
| 1348. | erm (ermmmm) | 121.77 | 99% | 2025-05-31 |
| 1349. | (tyleryoung210) | 121.76 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 1350. | BitcoinFTW! (atomec) | 121.75 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 1351. | OW0974 (obrie_w) | 121.72 | 97.4% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1352. | veirt (exlog) | 121.72 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 1353. | Rebecca (chrysalisopens) | 121.72 | 99% | 2016-03-22 |
| 1354. | Fingers (fingersgofast) | 121.71 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 1355. | Pabst (pabst) | 121.70 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 1356. | . (serqph) | 121.70 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1357. | Nozden (nozden) | 121.70 | 95% | 2017-03-18 |
| 1358. | spin (spinnie) | 121.69 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 1359. | winber (winber1) | 121.68 | 99% | 2018-02-04 |
| 1360. | . (anothernewnonquit) | 121.68 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 1361. | TvDM (lovelyscream) | 121.64 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1362. | Baked and Buttered (mcallen... | 121.62 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 1363. | Clint (clint_kun) | 121.61 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |