Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28207. | Jimmie (inspeedwetrust) | 56.37 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 28208. | Steffen (pzypher) | 56.37 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 28209. | Kim (hoangkim010993) | 56.37 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 28210. | Balazs (bluze) | 56.37 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 28211. | Ogem (nullcode) | 56.37 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 28212. | Nigel (dabbleweed) | 56.37 | 94% | 2014-05-19 |
| 28213. | lars (vollkornaffe) | 56.37 | 94% | 2016-09-03 |
| 28214. | Marilyn (marilyn_lun) | 56.37 | 90% | 2011-08-11 |
| 28215. | Anton (y0ma97) | 56.36 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 28216. | T.T.Huy (xxhellboyxx) | 56.36 | 96% | 2012-04-05 |
| 28217. | a (dasilva05) | 56.36 | 91% | 2012-02-26 |
| 28218. | Alana (alana3004) | 56.36 | 94% | 2013-11-15 |
| 28219. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 56.35 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 28220. | Typing Goat (abcd76) | 56.35 | 94% | 2020-12-23 |
| 28221. | ELtwo (eltwo_rdy) | 56.35 | 95% | 2015-07-04 |
| 28222. | I Love Pakistan (sunnyinam786) | 56.35 | 92% | 2014-10-28 |
| 28223. | Imak (nimbo) | 56.34 | 94% | 2011-05-10 |
| 28224. | น้องไก่ (tawa... | 56.34 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 28225. | Melissa (bassoonenough) | 56.34 | 95% | 2014-11-01 |
| 28226. | Yevhen (yevhen) | 56.34 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 28227. | sajin (sajinvarughese) | 56.34 | 92% | 2014-07-02 |
| 28228. | Jseph (joseph_chen) | 56.34 | 90% | 2011-10-25 |
| 28229. | MANGESH (atom2) | 56.34 | 95% | 2013-06-03 |
| 28230. | itami (itami_) | 56.33 | 93% | 2022-04-01 |
| 28231. | Javvey (jabs5) | 56.33 | 94% | 2023-05-08 |
| 28232. | Andrew (mrunicornhorn) | 56.33 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 28233. | adenda (dvora) | 56.33 | 97% | 2015-02-02 |
| 28234. | Ghani (ounchhh) | 56.33 | 94% | 2021-07-10 |
| 28235. | ibster (ibster) | 56.33 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 28236. | S (pianomath97) | 56.32 | 89% | 2012-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |