I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7693. | Avix (imavix) | 95.96 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 7694. | Cres (crespear) | 95.95 | 99% | 2022-01-11 |
| 7695. | Aierou (aierou) | 95.95 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 7696. | RoSchnitzel (sab_lyptical42) | 95.94 | 98.2% | 2025-03-30 |
| 7697. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 95.94 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 7698. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 95.94 | 99% | 2021-10-02 |
| 7699. | Simon (siarnt) | 95.94 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 7700. | raphael (cba601) | 95.93 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 7701. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 95.93 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 7702. | Illicit (illicitfairs) | 95.92 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 7703. | Nikhil (quill_workman) | 95.92 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7704. | Bilbo (dalerasearl) | 95.91 | 99.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 7705. | aorer (aorer) | 95.91 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 7706. | too_slow (tardpower) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 7707. | hunt and peck (atypicalguy) | 95.91 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 7708. | Skipper (skipperr) | 95.91 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 7709. | Sisyphus (thevermin) | 95.90 | 99% | 2024-12-12 |
| 7710. | Buppy (buppy212) | 95.90 | 98.8% | 2024-06-28 |
| 7711. | Atnatewos (atnatewos0814) | 95.90 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 7712. | Alan (phamtomguy) | 95.90 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 7713. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 95.90 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 7714. | uDaMe (whyiseveryusernameta... | 95.89 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 7715. | Veduv (jigachad) | 95.89 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 7716. | Catrina (autologically) | 95.88 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7717. | Elijah (xeumz) | 95.88 | 97.1% | 2023-06-02 |
| 7718. | Colin (8_wpm) | 95.88 | 99.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7719. | John (seaofnonsense) | 95.88 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 7720. | Philip (philip191) | 95.88 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7721. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 95.88 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7722. | Justin (kireign) | 95.87 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |