So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33590. | learning bone layout (plexi... | 45.49 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 33591. | Keely (ladysongbird) | 45.49 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 33592. | ayam penyet (angeli432agiean) | 45.49 | 83% | 2016-07-25 |
| 33593. | abdesettar dz (rtjhll) | 45.48 | 98.2% | 2023-09-01 |
| 33594. | Petee (lambold) | 45.48 | 94% | 2022-06-25 |
| 33595. | (leunn) | 45.48 | 94.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 33596. | Mattew (princeofbelair69) | 45.48 | 90% | 2016-09-19 |
| 33597. | Namit (stranger001) | 45.48 | 84% | 2011-11-05 |
| 33598. | Sai Siva (ksaisiva) | 45.48 | 91% | 2016-06-13 |
| 33599. | Zar Zar ✰ (zarrow) | 45.47 | 89% | 2016-08-30 |
| 33600. | Ryan (robainnir) | 45.46 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 33601. | Laz (lazzo) | 45.46 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 33602. | Graham (fullsendrona) | 45.46 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33603. | youngboy (xthomasedwa) | 45.46 | 90% | 2016-12-12 |
| 33604. | christopher (something90) | 45.46 | 91% | 2018-06-23 |
| 33605. | maricel (mitch0319) | 45.46 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 33606. | David (atlsdrone) | 45.45 | 93% | 2021-05-04 |
| 33607. | Jatin (jatin777) | 45.45 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 33608. | Century (dark_series) | 45.45 | 94% | 2023-10-30 |
| 33609. | ahsley (ahsley_fremantle) | 45.45 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 33610. | Chris (stylesuxx) | 45.45 | 90% | 2012-02-17 |
| 33611. | sevas (sevas) | 45.45 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 33612. | Giulio (giumaz) | 45.45 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
| 33613. | cham (cham) | 45.45 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 33614. | Nathan (chillybuk) | 45.44 | 93% | 2023-07-03 |
| 33615. | Enzo (mr_salt_turtle) | 45.44 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 33616. | malik (allah_o_akbar) | 45.44 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| 33617. | Ajay (ajaygp) | 45.44 | 91% | 2015-05-29 |
| 33618. | Dhavan (dhavan) | 45.43 | 94% | 2022-04-15 |
| 33619. | mohanad (mohanad123) | 45.43 | 94% | 2020-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |