I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2451. | (kingkill7544) | 112.93 | 97% | 2025-12-29 |
| 2452. | silky (quit101) | 112.93 | 96.8% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2453. | (r_e_i_a_t_s_u) | 112.93 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2454. | (dxriuzs) | 112.93 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 2455. | (lotuspirate) | 112.93 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 2456. | (fhuwbehgwvb) | 112.92 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 2457. | (coltdriver) | 112.92 | 99.5% | 2023-05-27 |
| 2458. | (jellyrachael) | 112.91 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 2459. | Nice (pranavkum123) | 112.91 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2460. | Acceptance (riskirw) | 112.91 | 98.5% | 2024-07-18 |
| 2461. | (kannasnow) | 112.89 | 98% | 2026-02-21 |
| 2462. | (chickenwang122) | 112.89 | 99% | 2024-02-09 |
| 2463. | (mtljer) | 112.87 | 94% | 2016-08-26 |
| 2464. | (iadossus) | 112.86 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 2465. | (sgt_squawks) | 112.86 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
| 2466. | (whydidiregisterin2020) | 112.86 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2467. | (nopls4) | 112.85 | 99% | 2025-01-20 |
| 2468. | (nuddin) | 112.85 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 2469. | Atiksh (atiksh94) | 112.85 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 2470. | (slethron) | 112.84 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 2471. | (nyeshyo) | 112.84 | 92% | 2016-09-14 |
| 2472. | (weegeeweeg) | 112.83 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 2473. | (i_fail) | 112.83 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 2474. | (chopst2cksss) | 112.81 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 2475. | (jasmeanie) | 112.80 | 99% | 2023-03-31 |
| 2476. | (cubexp208) | 112.80 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 2477. | sss (daddydaddydo) | 112.80 | 96.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 2478. | (er132er) | 112.80 | 99% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2479. | (lmaoooooo) | 112.79 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 2480. | (geelhart) | 112.79 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |