The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4067. | Justin (jgdingding) | 118.79 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 4068. | Snowrider (snowrider) | 118.79 | 97% | 2015-04-01 |
| 4069. | 🎈bm (redly) | 118.77 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4070. | Neil (shampowerup) | 118.77 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 4071. | Adrienne (akmurph) | 118.77 | 97% | 2011-09-28 |
| 4072. | (punished ked) (kedinik) | 118.76 | 100% | 2012-03-22 |
| 4073. | Spr_ingg (spr_ingg) | 118.74 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 4074. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 118.74 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| 4075. | Lence (lence88) | 118.74 | — | 2009-01-31 |
| 4076. | Alan (itsonlyalans) | 118.74 | 100% | 2013-08-16 |
| 4077. | Me (something_s) | 118.72 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4078. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 118.72 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 4079. | Lava (rocky008) | 118.72 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 4080. | Nick (therapeutic) | 118.71 | 98% | 2015-05-16 |
| 4081. | Bren (bren) | 118.70 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 4082. | No one (howardog0707) | 118.69 | 98% | 2012-02-19 |
| 4083. | J (leunidus) | 118.68 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 4084. | Ben (gummzee) | 118.68 | 100% | 2023-01-03 |
| 4085. | Wentzel (wentzelitis) | 118.68 | 99% | 2012-10-07 |
| 4086. | sleepie (sleepieeyes) | 118.68 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 4087. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 118.68 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
| 4088. | Blitz (athul) | 118.68 | 100% | 2017-11-28 |
| 4089. | marshkie (marshkie) | 118.67 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 4090. | Ben (snowman3300) | 118.67 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 4091. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 118.66 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 4092. | ppun (ppun) | 118.66 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 4093. | aren (keitolover) | 118.65 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 4094. | Tobias (toep_meister) | 118.64 | 98% | 2011-06-14 |
| 4095. | Matt (magzter) | 118.64 | 99% | 2011-04-05 |
| 4096. | ballentine (drinkitup) | 118.63 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |