The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7047. | EtherealFog (etherealfog) | 96.27 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 7048. | Izzy (isabella1203) | 96.27 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 7049. | Vengence99 (vengence99) | 96.27 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 7050. | (maybenonquit) | 96.27 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 7051. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 96.27 | 99% | 2019-10-31 |
| 7052. | Alex (syphon9) | 96.27 | 96% | 2015-11-23 |
| 7053. | Kai (firefreak) | 96.27 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| 7054. | Luke (lmonington) | 96.27 | 93% | 2015-07-21 |
| 7055. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 96.26 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 7056. | Steven (stevagon) | 96.26 | 90% | 2015-10-28 |
| 7057. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 96.26 | 97% | 2011-09-05 |
| 7058. | Nicholas (geekeyz) | 96.26 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 7059. | Apollyon (mik_apollyon) | 96.25 | 99% | 2023-04-03 |
| 7060. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 96.25 | 98% | 2013-12-15 |
| 7061. | amrie (amrie) | 96.25 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7062. | rebeca (rebecsta) | 96.24 | 96% | 2014-01-23 |
| 7063. | Atarious (atarious) | 96.23 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 7064. | Prayatn (prayatn) | 96.23 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 7065. | Will (bigdubs) | 96.23 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 7066. | Alpuds (alpuds) | 96.22 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 7067. | Ranit (colemakgang) | 96.22 | 99% | 2022-09-30 |
| 7068. | Matt (matt05092011) | 96.22 | 98% | 2011-10-29 |
| 7069. | Brett (deece531) | 96.22 | 92% | 2013-08-24 |
| 7070. | Mike (quoter) | 96.21 | 94% | 2013-05-16 |
| 7071. | MRMO (digitalmaster287) | 96.20 | 93% | 2014-02-16 |
| 7072. | Catrina (autologically) | 96.20 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 7073. | Buah (jaswil) | 96.20 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 7074. | Juan Miguel (migzmigzmigz) | 96.20 | 94% | 2014-05-26 |
| 7075. | E (norcalvb) | 96.20 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 7076. | surgeonix (surgeonix) | 96.20 | 97% | 2012-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |